Combat Robot Machines

The newest member the Japanese female-idol band, AKB48 band, isn’t real. (see link!) Aimi Eguchi was on videos and commercials, but is actually a computer composite made from the best eyes, mouth, hair, voice and nose of the other singers. Yes, friends, Aimi’s a computer generated composite of its existing partially-human band members. You can see her hawking Glico yumyum candy, but while her voice, hair, eyes and mouth are real, she’s not. Read More: willvideoforfood.com Real , real fake That expose is prompting me to drop a bomb on YouTube that’s bigger than the one Germany dropped on Pearl Harbor • It will make LoneyGirl15 and Magibon look like Chinese fireworks. • Not the ooh-ahh ones you’ll see this 4th of July, but the impotent midget ones that are legal in most states. INTRO Heard of Annoying Orange? About 87% of you know it’s not a real orange, according to a recent ReelSEO.com story. Daneboe created him, and provides the voice, eyes and mouth. And yes, kids, despite your constant skepticism I am the voice of the knife. But fewer of you know that Sxephil is actually a virtual pseudo-persona of comedian Dane Cook. Or that Shaycarl is simply NBC Studio’s digital avatar animated via vintage footage of Chris Farley morphed with Larry the Cable Guy. I do believe even YouTube noobs know that RhettAndLink are a biological mutation created when Pfizer spilled DNA — extracted by Disney from the boy band InSync — into a Carolina swamp. But here’s where I’m breaking the …